oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

ciggers:

i only succeed in failing 

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

thraenduil:

AU where Hogwarts students were actually nice to Filch and if they broke something or made a mess they’d use charms to fix it instead of expecting an old man to clean up all their shit. And maybe they’d send him cards at christmas, or ask him to play a game of chess with them, or maybe even bring treats for Mrs. Norris. Or heck, maybe even apologize when they screwed up. Why was everyone so mean to Filch.

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